Friday, January 24, 2025

24. One Hundred Questions No One Ever Asks

          For my BIG (one of too many) comeback, I decided to keep it simple. 
          So, here's a list that I got from "4 Hats & Frugal" Blog.

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
     Ajar so the dogs can go drink water and come back to bed.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
     YES! Who doesn't?!

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
     I sleep tucked in, except for one leg that MUST stay out blanket to seduce the monster under my bed. 

4. Have you stolen a street sign before?
     No, but if I find one with my name on it, I will probably try to steal it.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
     I was obsessed with them, until I realized how wasteful it is. So, I moved on to old notebooks to repurpose. 

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
     Yes! I cut them out and then I forget that I have them.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
     Bear. Get it over quick.

8. Do you have freckles?
     No. Gross :-P 

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
     I try, but it's scary so I try to change it up.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
     People not getting to the point. I don't need a whole book, tell me what you want/mean.

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
      No, that's what watches are for. 

12. Have you peed in the woods?
     Never been in the woods, but I will pee anywhere. Including my pants.

13. Have you ever pooped in the woods?
     I don't poop. Gross.

14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
     I make my own music, yeah.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
     No. I used to, when I was a child.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
     One. Unless there's a ginger straight man out there, I have a hall pass with all of y'all >:-} 

17. What size is your bed?
     I am not sure. It was a gift and I am dumb to find out. If you know, let me know.

18. What is your song of the week?
     "This Song Gets Dark" by Wayward.

19. Is it OK for guys to wear pink?
     Yes. What kind of retarded and outdated question is that?!

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
     If Sailor Moon counts, then yes.

21. What is your least favorite movie?
      STAND BY ME

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure, if you had some?
     I will not be burying it, I will spend it. What da....

23. What do you drink with dinner?
     Coca-cola or La Croix

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
     Sweet & Sour

25. What is your favorite food?
     Chili or Mashed Potatoes w steam broccoli that my husband make.

26. What movies could you watch over and over again and still love?
     STAND BY ME 
     WICKED
     CHEETAH GIRLS

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
     My husband.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
     No.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
     Yes. I don't care; I need money.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
     Like seven years ago. It was a letter for myself.

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
     No. That's what mechanics are for; I aint about to steal their job.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
     Yes. I live on the edge.

33. Ever ran out of gas?
      Yes. I am poor.

34. What’s your favorite kind of sandwich?
     With meatballs and sauce.

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
     Waffles.

36. What is your usual bedtime?
     11pm, 11:01pm if I feel like a daredevil.

37. Are you lazy?
      Yes.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
     I didn't. Mexico DID NOT celebrate Halloween the way the USA does.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
     No idea. I think the dog. Nope, I just googled it and it's the dragon.

40. How many languages can you speak?
     Español y un poquito de Ingles.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
     Yes, ENTREPENEUR, and I don't know how to unsubscribe. Can someone help me? It's expensive.

42. Which are better: legos or lincoln logs?
     No idea what those are.

43. Are you stubborn?
     Yup. Ask my husband.

44. Who is better: Kimmel or Fallon?
      Depends what for... But probably Kimmel (call me <3)

45. Ever watch soap operas?
     Latino novelas, yes. Well, I watched 'General Hospital' once for the hot men.

46. Are you afraid of heights?
     TERRIFIED, yes.

47. Do you sing in the car?
     No. 

48. Do you sing in the shower?
     No.

49. Do you dance in the car?
     No.

50. Ever used a gun?
     No. Well, I went to a gun place to practice shooting. I guess I have, then.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
     Never... well, I guess high school pictures count. So, that would be senior year.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
     No. Yes. They're silly, but I like them.

53. Is Christmas stressful?
     Yes. Please let's get rid off it.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?
     I don't know what that is, but probably I won't like it.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
     Apple. 

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
     Secretary. Singer. Accountant. 

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
     Yes. You should too.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
     Yes. I believe we live in an alternate reality, parallel universes.

59. Do you take a vitamin daily?
     No, but I am getting to that age where I should be.

60. Do you wear slippers?
     No, because I don't want to slip.
   
61. Do you wear a bathrobe?
     Yes, I am embracing my age, and I am at that age.

62. What do you wear to bed?
     Absolutely nothing. I welcome home intruders (wink wink)

63. What was your first concert?
     Avril Lavigne w Simple Plan & Graham Colton.

64. Walmart, Target, or Amazon?
     Amazon.

65. Nike or Adidas?
     Neither. I am cheap.

66. Cheetos or Fritos?
     Cheetos. 
     Fritos smell like what I think coochie would smell.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
     Neither. I break out with them.

68. Ever hear of the group Black Pink?
     Nope.

69. Ever take dance lessons?
     Nope, but I should.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
     Being rich so I can stop working.

71. Can you curl your tongue?
     Yes. I can do a lot of things with my tongue.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
     Uhm, kind of. In Mexico, but yes.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
     Yes. 

74. Own any record albums?
     Like CD's, yes? Like vinyl's, no.

75. Own a record player?
     No.

76. Do you regularly diffuse oils?
     No, but I should. I think I am at that age.

77. Ever been in love?
     Yes, with every single one of my dogs.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
     Westlife and Kylie Minogue.

79. What was the last concert you saw?
     Phillip Phillips.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?
     No tea.

81. Tea or coffee?
     Tea.

82. Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles?
     I thought they were the same thing... I don't know, whichever melts in your mouth.

83. Can you swim well?
     No, I ran.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
     What The....

85. Are you patient?
     Mental Health patient, I should be.

86. DJ or band at a wedding?
     DJ... I don't want anyone butchering my songs.

87. Ever won a contest?
     Wiener eating contests, yes.

88. Have you ever had plastic surgery?
     Not yet. But I want to get a BBL.

89. Which are better: black or green olives?
     Neither... gross.

90. Can you knit or crochet?
     I'm not THAT old!

91. Best room for a fireplace?
     The kitchen.

92. Do you want to get married?
     Not again, no.

93. If married, how long have you been married?
     Too long... (but I ain't complaining).

94. Who was your high school crush?
     Sam Brester.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
     No, but I should if that works.

96. Do you have kids?
     Two children. A 15yo Yorkie, and a 5month old Springer Spaniel.

97. Do you want kids?
     I already have two.

98. What is your favorite color?
     Purple.

99. Do you miss anyone right now?
     My dogs.

100. Who are you going to tag to do this video next?
      What video? What are you talking about? What?




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